Showing posts with label thieves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thieves. Show all posts

Sunday 10 May 2009

MPs and expensive manure

Become a politician
Buy the vote - stick in the pin
Trotters in the trough and snout in swill
Late Lordling with ambition
Taking all the public in
Ruling by corruption greed and skill

And here’s the way to gobble up the truffle
And there’s the way to greedy-grasp the cake
Hope no-one understands – its no mere trifle
This murky long career is on the take

Shout loudly of sedition
Blame the rest and lie to win
Servant of the people – mainly you
Colluding with rendition
Cover-up in lies and spin
Keep your secrets out of public view

And here’s the way to gobble up the truffle
And there’s the way to greedy-grasp the cake
Hope no-one understands – its no mere trifle
This murky long career is on the take

Line up – in competition
Public theft ‘is no great sin’
Change the law to make your theft ‘their will’
Creep silent round suspicion
‘Brass it out’ – take aim – begin
Blame the rest – and get in with your bill

And here’s the way to gobble up the truffle
And there’s the way to greedy-grasp the cake
Hope no-one understands – its no mere trifle
This murky long career is on the take

Expensive recognition
Means you take on the chin
Trough and swill - and elevation too
Ermine-clad ‘patrician’
Still the cash – and still the gin
Now the right to trade your title too

And here’s the way to gobble up the truffle
And there’s the way to greedy-grasp the cake
Hope no-one understands – its no mere trifle
This murky long career is on the take


(Repeat for as long as you can return to office)
© Charlotte Peters Rock